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I pass eternal judgement on Buffalo’s pizzerias so you don’t have to. EST 2015.

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WK52: METRO

July 13, 2020B+

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WK51: CAMERON’S 24HR STORE

July 13, 2020D/D+

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WK50: JET’S PIZZA

July 13, 2020A-/A

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WK49: EMERGENCY PIZZA

July 13, 2020C+

Emergency Pizza is about 60yrds away from Artone’s on Seneca ...

WK48: LAPORTA’S

July 12, 2020B-

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WK47: ARTONE’S

July 12, 2020A-

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WK46: PASQUALE’S

July 12, 2020B+

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WK45: GOOD GUYS’

July 12, 2020A-/A

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WK44: MATAYO’S

July 12, 2020B+

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WK43: TC JR’S

July 12, 2020C+/B-

Ok, so there is TC Jr’s in Kenmore and TC ...

WK42: FRANCO’S

July 6, 2020A-

Ok, so apparently I’ve been sleeping on Franco’s, because I’ve ...

WK41: GUZZO’S HOT SPOT

July 6, 2020B-/B

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WK40: ZETTI’S

July 6, 2020B

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WK39: BOCCE CLUB

July 6, 2020A-/A

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WK38: GREAT LAKES

July 6, 2020C+/B-

Great Lakes Pizza Company was toward the bottom of the ...

WK37: CAPPELLI’S

July 6, 2020B-/B

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WK36: WEGMAN’S

July 6, 2020C

Not exactly a storefront, but this is the best I’ve ...

WK35: PICASSO’S

July 6, 2020A

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WK34: CHICK-N-PIZZA WORKS

July 6, 2020C/C+

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WK33: BLASDELL

July 6, 2020A-

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WK32: RICOTA’S

July 6, 2020A-

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WK31: LA PIZZA CLUB

July 6, 2020B/B+

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WK30: AVENUE PIZZA

July 6, 2020B

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WK29: NINO’S

July 6, 2020A-

This one goes out to a special Twitter request from ...

WK28: BUFFALO’S BEST

July 6, 2020C+

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WK27: DOUGH BOIS

July 6, 2020B

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WK26: BOB & JOHN’S

July 5, 2020B+/A-

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WK25: DADDIO’S

July 5, 2020B

So this is Daddio’s on Hertel in North Buffalo. I ...

WK24: BIG BOY’S

July 5, 2020C-

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WK23: JOE’S

July 5, 2020B

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WK22: CHUCK’S NORTH STREET

July 5, 2020C+

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WK21: DOMINO’S

July 5, 2020C+/B-

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WK20: PRIMA PASTA & PIZZA

July 5, 2020C-/C

Do to the instinctive fear of looking like a weird-o, ...

WK19: JO JO’S

July 5, 2020B-/B

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WK18: GINO & JOE’S

July 5, 2020A-/A

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WK17: BROADWAY BOBBY’S

July 5, 2020C+

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WK16: LOVEJOY

July 5, 2020B+

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WK15: MINEO’S SOUTH

July 5, 2020B-

Mineo’s South is a TINY little place on South Park ...

WK14: LA NOVA

July 5, 2020B/B+

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WK13: LEO’S

July 5, 2020B-/B

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WK12: BELLA PIZZA

July 5, 2020B/B+

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WK11: MISTER PIZZA

July 5, 2020A/A+

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WK10: ZIP’S

July 5, 2020B-

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WK9: ABBOTT

July 5, 2020B+

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WK8: NICKEL CITY

June 5, 2019D/D+

So Nickel City is a relatively new pizzeria…I think. I ...

WK7: CARBONES

June 5, 2019A

This is Carbone’s, near the start of South Park if ...

WK6: JUST PIZZA

June 6, 2019B/B+

Just pizza is another big name in Buffalo pizza. As ...

WK5: CASA-DI-PIZZA

June 6, 2019A-

Casa Di Pizza is another local favorite, located on Elmwood ...

WK4: IMPERIAL

June 6, 2019B

Imperial is absolutely a titan in the debate over what ...

WK3: ALLENTOWN PIZZA

June 6, 2019C+

Right on the corner of Allen and Elmwood. I was ...

WK2: GINO’S NY PIZZA

July 2, 2019B-

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WK1: WISEGUYS

June 6, 2019B+

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🍕🤤WK15: BOB & JOHN’S👨🏻🧔🏾”La

🍕🚨WE’RE BACK, BABY👶🏻 🚐
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WK14: 🐤🍕CHICK-N-PIZZA WORKS🍕👷the first stop back after a brief pause⏸from the🦠COVID blues😭with @thebuffalonews and the #buffalopizza scene is bumping📻louder than ever, friends. Home of the MAGNUM🔫CHALLENGE🏆and probably the goofiest pizzeria name of all time, C’nPW brings an impressive dough🍞game that got spun out of control🤪on the perimeter like the patchouli-scented✌️👩🏻‍🎤space cadet in the hallway of a @phish show🐠⚗️ (see pic 2📸). The cheese🧀 and crust never made the sacred handshake🤝 leaving a saucy rim-job🥫🍑that didn’t make for the prettiest pie (and also managed to corrupt my only photos😑) but aside from the aesthetic, it was fairly sound all-around✊. Not calling it a must-hit #pizza but one I wouldn’t steer clear of it you were looking for a change-up⚾️.
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Overall: B
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Full details in the #sexyslices Buffalo News article linked on my bio page👨‍💻🗞.

Dropping a🔥track on yo ass that’s hotter than

👏🍕BAILEY AVE 🍕👏is a must-hit🤤if Buf

🍕😎BADA BING IS OUTTA THOTS😳🍕so help ke

🍕😷SLAP A SLICE OVER THAT MUG😷🍕because

WK13: 🎨🍕PICASSO’S🍕👨‍🎨a #sexysli

WK12: 🍕🌭SUGO’S🧄🍕home of Elvis🕺🏻and the Polish🇵🇱Pie🍕along with several other nefarious characters including a beef on weck🥩🥯and Ruben🥪pizza. Earning a gold star🎖for #sexyslices most improved #pizza, the cheese🧀and pep🍖standard pie from box-open to the in-car slice massacre🚘🔪that followed (my assistant feeds me pizza and got a diamond💍on that deal) was WAY beyond what I expected and definitely merits another fly-by✈️ for some of the more exotic fare that’ll get you booted out of bed💨👃.
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Overall: B+
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Full details in the Buffalo News article linked on my bio page📰👨‍💻👍.

WK11: 🍕🍻ALLENTOWN PIZZA🥴🍕a pie best co

WK10: 🍕🧀RICOTTA’S💦🍕ON NIAGARA, which

🍕🏋️‍♂️ @megabyteronnie 🤼🍕murke

WK9: 🤵🍕MISTER PIZZA🍕🎩is a long time lo

WK8: 🍕⛵️GREAT LAKES🏖🍕the pie of the p

WK7: 🍕🍞LEO’S👴🏻🍕another #sexyslice

Inside scoop 👀

Pizza has to cool 🧊 back in 15. ⏰

💪🏆THE CHALLENGE HAS BEEN ACCEPTED🏆🏋️

WK6: 🍕🗃LA NOVA😎🍕a #sexyslices Titan🏋️‍♂️of #buffalony that continually earns its reputation as a rightful must-hit #pizza. Like your favorite hair-metal band🎸 👩🏻‍🎤from a more androgynous and hazy period of your life💄, tickets are expensive🎫and they may have sold out💰a little🎥but they still shred the same ballad that you used bump uglies to😏out of the blaupunkt🔊 in the back of your wing grease-soaked🍗 Winnebago🚐.
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Overall: A (up from a “B+” in 2015, the final slices pictured).
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Full details in the Buffalo News article linked on my bio page👨‍💻🙃.

WK5: 🍕🗽FERRO’S🍎🍕is a favorite NY pie

WK4: 🍕😕TC JRs👎🍕sadly isn’t making th

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