GRASSO’S🌾🌱in Depew! Home of Elvis🕺🏻and the Ancient Greeks🤼‍♂️. Also, 🎉IT’S REVIEW NUMBER💯🚨in combo with original 52 from Tour 1.0! Get in here you greasy bastards🖤💋🇬🇷 ! We’re ringing🔔it in big, #buffalony. 👵🏻Centennial Slices🍕are weighing in BIG(🏋️‍♂️)in a box your hair-lipped mother curls on the weekends😤💪. #sexyslices come in all shapes & sizes, but I’ve found “The thicker the pie🦵, the wilder the ride🤠”. Jim Henson said that🐸. Grasso’s tips the scales⚖️at “Cheektowaga Uncle” levels, so we’re off on the right kankle🦶, but it takes more than a big boy (see “Big Boys” review👀) to make a purdy #buffalopizza. Let’s get these greaseballs in a prom dress👗. Cue the music🎶🤙.
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Dough🥖:(B+/A-) This is #thicc done right✅ . It’s got a breadstick crispy oily crust around the rim, and a well-browned soft but chewable bottom(🥵) throughout. I still prefer an undercarriage crunch, and it was a little misshapen from left to right, but overall a damn fine dough.
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Cheese🧀:(A/A+) 🤤BELLA DONNA💃this is the summit⛰. Gooey, browned, bubbled, and about as thick as the dough layer, which is where I like my ratios🧮(plickity plow👏). Incredible quantity and quality. A+ would have been complete coverage to the crust, but that’s about all that’s left on that bone🦴.
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Sauce🥫:(A-) Peep that pic👀📸. This is waterfall💦quantity I’m looking for. Sailing ⛵️the high seas of sauce🍝is what I do, I’d toss anchor at Grasso’s for good had it not had that touch of sweet at the end to finish of an otherwise savory experience.
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Pepperoni🍖:(A-/A) Thick cut, long, short, bowl cut black-rimmed spicy custom roni. Overshot the toss and left some slices a little lacking and others loaded, but you’re not topping quality here.
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Overall🍕:(A-/A 93) 🛎CHECK PLEASE☝️Grasso’s has made its way into the top of the pops for Tour 2.0. Hearty sloppy🥴slices ticking the boxes of @sexyslices #buffalo #pizza in broad, greasy strokes. Good reco by the #pizzagang🙏, but this stone must roll✊.
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